Lyrics:

We got twenty-nine fingers
And man are we havin' fun
We got twenty-nine fingers
And boy are we havin' fun
Twenty-nine fingers and
Only six are thumbs

We play cheap guitars and
Only two lousy drums
Cheap guitars and
Only two lousy drums
See us comin' you'd better get out of the way

We're the Konks, yeah yeah yeah
We're the Konks, and we don't care

We're the Konks, yeah yeah yeah
We're the Konks, yeah yeah yeah

Twenty-nine fingers and man are we havin' fun
Twenty-nine fingers and man are we havin' fun
Cheap guitars and only two lousy drums
Cheap guitars and only two lousy drums
See us comin' you better get out of the way

We're the Konks, yeah yeah yeah
We're the Konks, yeah yeah yeah
We're the Konks, hey hey hey
We're the Konks, and we don't care