Lyrics:

We got twenty-nine fingers and man, are we havin' fun
Twenty-nine fingers and boy, are we havin' fun
Twenty-nine fingers and only six are thumbs

We play cheap guitars and only two lousy drums
Cheap guitars and only two lousy drums
See us comin', you'd better get out of the way

We're the Konks, yeah, yeah, yeah
We're the Konks and we don't care


We're the Konks, yeah, yeah, yeah
We're the Konks, yeah, yeah, yeah

Twenty-nine fingers and man, are we havin' fun (Whoo)
Twenty-nine fingers and man, are we havin' fun
Cheap guitars and only two lousy drums
Cheap guitars and only two lousy drums
See us comin', you'd better get out of the way

We're the Konks, yeah, yeah, yeah
Ow, we're the Konks, yeah, yeah, yeah
Ow, we're the Konks, hey, hey, hey
We're the Konks and we don't care