Lyrics:

(*Smith Spurr Melling Poulou Greenway)

Got rat poison*
In my workshop
In my vicinity
I've got rat poison
In my vicinity
And I'm beyond redemption

And my chimney
Is exploding
My Chimney
Is exploding

Listen to me now
Herpes, scabies and AIDS, kids
Believe me kids
I've been through it all
You've gotta believe me kids
I've been through it all

Universal Wax Solvent

And my chimney
Is exploding
My Chimney
Is exploding

I've got a Universal Wax Solvent

Got rat poison
Outside
In my vicinity
Listen to me now kids
A Universal Wax Solvent
Is exploding
Imploding
Exploding
Exploding

Believe me kids
I've been through it all