Lyrics:

I'd better be slave
I'd make some money
And when it gets rough
We can bruise some stuff
But look at my dick
Bet you it's limp
Should I quit drink
It makes me think that
12 bar booze is 12 bar bruise, ooh

I've gotta be strong
Make me live long
I'd better not wait
For a bottle's sake
All my friends are
Looking up dresses
They have not seen
The bruise that I've seen
Bru-oh-oh-oh-uise

I'd better be slave
I'd make some money
And when it gets ruff
We can bruise some stuff
But look at my dick
I bet you it's limp
Should I quit drink
It makes me think that
12 bar booze is 12 bar bruise, ooh

I've gotta be strong
Make me live long
I'd better not wait
For a bottle's sake
All of my friends are
Looking up dresses
They have not seen
The bruise that I've seen
Bru-oh-oh-oh-uise, woo!

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