Lyrics:

[Intro: Lyane Leigh]
Oh-whoa-oh-whoa-oh, Fred, come to bed
'cause my Max had sex with his sexy ex
Oh, Fred, come to bed
Baby, I won't let your dreams get wet
Oh-whoa-oh-whoa-oh

[Post-Intro: Lyane Leigh]
Oh, Fred

Well, I'm Max, I'm Max - baby don't be blue
Don't you worry, don't be sorry, I'll come back to you
Just one more night with my poor old ex
She's only lonely, we don't have sex
I'm, Max, Max, Max
Baby, please, stay cool and just relax
I'll soon be back, but if you feel sad
Just go and talk to my friend Fred

Oh-whoa-oh-whoa-oh, Fred, come to bed
'cause my Max had sex with his sexy ex
Oh, Fred, come to bed
Baby, I won't let your dreams get wet
Oh-whoa-oh-whoa-oh, Fred, come to bed
Maybe you will get a love you never had
So, Fred, come to bed
Or my fantasy will drive me mad
Oh-whoa-oh-whoa-oh

[Post-Chorus 1: Lyane Leigh]
Oh, Fred
Uuhh, uuhh

I'm Max, I'm Max, and I trust in Fred
Baby, he's the best friend I've ever had
It's Fred, it's Fred - baby, just call Fred
And anything you ever wanted, you will get
Call Fred, Fred, Fred
And you will find, it's not so bad
It's just one night - baby, you'll get through
Tomorrow, I'll be back with you

Oh-whoa-oh-whoa-oh, Fred, come to bed
'cause my Max had sex with his sexy ex
Oh, Fred, come to bed
Baby, I won't let your dreams get wet
Oh-whoa-oh-whoa-oh, Fred, come to bed
Maybe you will get a love you never had
So, Fred, come to bed
Or my fantasy will drive me mad
Oh-whoa-oh-whoa-oh

[Post-Chorus 2: Lyane Leigh]
Oh, Fred
Now-now, come to bed
Oh, my Max had sex with his ex last night
'cause he loves her ass and tits
So, I tell you, Fred, come into my bed
If you don't, I will call up Fritz

[Bridge: Lyane Leigh]
Oh, Fred
Come to bed
Oh, Fred
Uuhh, uuhh
Oh, Fred

Oh-whoa-oh-whoa-oh, Fred, come to bed
'cause my Max had sex with his sexy ex
Oh, Fred, come to bed
Baby, I won't let your dreams get wet
Oh-whoa-oh-whoa-oh

[Outro: Lyane Leigh]
Oh, Fred
Now-now, come to bed
Oh, my Max had sex with his ex last night
'cause he loves her ass and tits
So, I tell you, Fred, come into my bed
If you don't, I will call up Fritz
Ahh, ahh
Oh, Fred