Lyrics:

Howdy people?
Here's a little story 'bout an oooole friend of mine
And to all you great folks out there, this is hardcore 10-4....

Freaky Friday
Things ain't going my way
Everything is gone, my life is a country song
Oh-Oh

I jumped out of my bed this morning
Then I heard this crunchy sound
From my left leg that was broken
And a note was laying on the ground

Baby I am leaving you this minute
Took the car and the cats and dogs
Got the boots and the rhinestone stetson
Nothing's left but the note you got, aah you suck

Freaky Friday
Things ain't going my way
Everything is gone, my life is a country song
Freaky Friday, go play on the highway
Everything is wrong, what the heck is going on
On my way through cross town traffic
I was hit by a giant truck
I came late to work and got fired
Then suddenly the thunder struck
Oh-Oh

Baby I am leaving you this minute
Took the car and the cats and dogs
Got the boots and the rhinestone stetson
Nothing's left but the note you got aah you suck

Freaky Friday
Things ain't going my way
Everything is gone, my life is a country song
Freaky Friday, go play on the highway
Everything is wrong, what the heck is going on

Life's a country song
Hardcore 10-4
What the heck is wrong- yiiii-ha
Life's a country song
Hardcore 10-4
What the heck is going on
Life's a country song
Hardcore 10-4
What the heck is wrong- yiiii-ha
Life's a country song
Hardcore 10-4
What the heck is going on

[Outro]
Everything is gone, my life is a country song
Hardcore 10-4
Freaky Friday, things ain't going my way
Everything is wrong, my life is a country song
Freaky, hardcore, Friday, 10-4, go play on the highway
Everything is wrong, what the heck is going on
Well folks, that's all for now
Life is just a long long country song
And that's a big 10-4...10-4...10-4