The wife six kids The boss the dog And the mistress Tuesday night The kitchen sink The midday drinks It's a pool boy afternoon Your boy he's a girl (A boy, a girl, a boy) Here's the daddy's football star Your girl she's a boy (A girl, a boy, a girl) Not the prom queen anymore
[Chorus] Forget what you've been taught You're just plastic sold and bought Because God knows all you want In the Jones' rule of sport
Elect the man get fooled again And you bought the mayor's new lawn A TV smile don't touch that dial Welcome to your life It's done one by one (It's done, by one, it's done) So you join the shopper's club Same hair same face (It hurts, it's done, by phone) Got to keep in the race
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So you criticize Tie the noose too tight Leaves you spinning around and around and around To impersonate your life