Lyrics:

Is your figure less than Greek?
Is your mouth a little weak?
When you open it to speak
Are you smart?
Are you smart?

You're my funny valentine
Sweet comic valentine
You make me smile with your heart

Your looks are laughable
Unphotographable
Yet you're my favorite work of art

Is your figure less than Greek?
Is your mouth a little weak?
When you open it to speak
Are you smart?
Are you smart?

But don't change, don't change a hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay, little valentine, stay, oh stay
Each day is Valentine's
My valentine, each day is Valentine's
Stay, valentine
Each day is Valentine's Day
Today, today, today, Day today