Lyrics:

Stuck in the corner
I'm kissin' my Philander
She never said goodbye, only see ya later
While I'm makin' this a plan for you

And I'm always gonna love you
And I'm always gonna stay
Here with my Philander
Up here on this platter
And I'm laid out for Philander

I'll star you in my movie
I'm makin' it now
So come on, you little actor
Don't let me down, Philander

And I'm always gonna love you
And I'm never gonna stray
And I'm always gonna love you
And I'm always gonna stay

Here with my Philander