Lyrics:

It wasn't us that got it dirty
It was dirty before we met
And if this dance is the last dance
Let it not be a dance to forget
Every time I think of you
I think about dirt
You can scrub a dub dub
But it always returns
That's
Dirt

Wasn't it you who said that one should never
Bend over backwards to
Take a look inside
If it's squeeky clean you're after
You're gonna have to join the queue and wait awhile

Every time I think of you
I think about dirt
I've got you under my finger nails
I hear you laugh where it hurts
Dirt

And I can't wash my hands of you
No matter what soap I use
It's more than I'm worth
Don't ever leave me baby
For to be without you
Is to be without dirt

Every time I think of you
I think about dirt
No matter how you scrub a dub dub
It always returns that's
D. I. R. T
Dirt
Yeah that's D. I. R. T
Dirt
You've got dirty thoughts
You give dirty looks
You're the Queen of dirt
Dirt