I'm sittin' with Nelly In front of the telly I'm fillin' my belly With a bottle of wine Goin' with Kelly To the cross-country rally Up to Chez Nelly Straight down the line
Just say she ain't mine & I'll beat you to gelly It's a hit on the head With a knock of the knuckles It's a bucket full of tears & it's a sea full of rain
Goin' down the valley Tryin' to screw Grace Kelly Go for her gelly She's handlin' mine Sittin' with Sally Ridin' with Smelly Fillin' my belly With a bottle of wine