Lyrics:

Snore snore snore snore snore
And I don't care, cause it means you're right there
You're a big fat bore bore bore bore bore
And I don't mind, so long as you bore me all the time
And I like the way you dress
And I like you more first thing, when you look a mess
And if there's one thing that I'd change
It'd be those eyes
When I help you tell your lies

And it's getting better
I sleep well again, and now
And I saw my successor yesterday
And I smiled cause she looks like a cow
But none of that matters
Cause she's been your cow for a while
So none of that matters
Cause there's songs that she does that makes you smile

Wake up, sleepyhead!

Hello there, I'm George Putnam
I'd like to begin with a fact
A simple, yet shocking, fact
We know that once a person is perverted
It is practically impossible for that person
To adjust to normal attitudes in regards to -
FIGHT LIKE APES!

Hip-hop, belly-flop
Every little schoolgirl wants to be in rock and roll
Skinny folks and eye pokes
Conversation, conversation, conversation, WOO!
Heat flop, karate rock
Kobra kai, Kobra kai, cobra kai, bansai!
Clip-clop, belly-flop
Every little schoolgirl wants to be in rock and roll

Much of this material has been described as an illustrated, detailed course in perversion. They lack the moral standards and values of our Judeo-Christian heritage. I'm George Putnam
Hello there

In only legs and a top, she's so sexy...(x8)
She's so sexy...