Lyrics:

Kelly Won't Kiss My Friend Kassandra
jessica Won't Play Ball
mandy Won't Share Her Friend Miranda
doesn't Anybody Live At All

amanda Won't Leave Me Empty-Handed
got Her Number From A Bathroom Stall
brandy Just Got Way Too Much Baggage
and That Shit Just Gets Old
but I Got A Girl Who Can Put On A Show
the Dollar Decides How Far You Can Go With Her

she Wraps Those Hands Around That Pole
she Licks Those Lips And Off We Go
and She Takes It Off Nice And Slow
'cause That's Porn Star Dancin'

she Don't Play Nice, She Makes Me Beg
and She Drops That Dress Around Her Legs
and I'm Sittin' Right By The Stage
and It's Porn Star Dancin'

your Body's Lightin' Up The Room
i Want A Naughty Girl Like You
there's Nothin' Hotter Us Two

stacy's Gonna Save Herself For Marriage
but That's Just Not My Style
she's Got A Pair That's Nice To Stare At
but I Want Girls Gone Wild
but I Know A Place, Where There's Always A Show
the Dollar Decides How Far You Can Go With Her

she Wraps Those Hands Around That Pole
she Licks Those Lips And Off We Go
and She Takes It Off Nice And Slow
'cause That's Porn Star Dancin'

she Don't Play Nice, She Makes Me Beg
and She Drops That Dress Around Her Legs
and I'm Sittin' Right By The Stage
and It's Porn Star Dancin'

your Body's Lightin' Up The Room
i Want A Naughty Girl Like You
let's Throw A Party Just For Two
you Know Those Normal Girls Won't Do

she Wraps Those Hands Around That Pole
she Licks Those Lips And Off We Go
and She Takes It Off Nice And Slow
'cause That's Porn Star Dancin'

she Don't Play Nice, She Makes Me Beg
and She Drops That Dress Around Her Legs
and I'm Sittin' Right By The Stage
and It's Porn Star Dancin'