Lyrics:

We were sent on a mission to infiltrate Omicron III
We solved the problem of recognition by plastic surgery
So you might understand the big surprise the other day
All of my friends had left the place - now I have to stay!
Take me home, I'm on my own, all alone
Full of fear, don't leave me here, all alone
I realized why they had gone as I was watching the news


The citizens were too smart for us and thereby of no use
A message came explaining why I was stranded here
I was spending too much time on women and beer!
Take me home, I'm on my own, all alone
Full of fear, don't leave me here, all alone