Lyrics:

He tells me, 'we're happy,' he could never guess
He's a berk, while he's at work, she's an adult t t t t t tress

[Guitar bit]

[Chorus:]
She's a bored, bored housewife in the cul-de-sac
She's a bored, bored housewife - she's a nymphomaniac
She's a bored, bored housewife - a floozy in fact very... bored

It don't hurt, to have a flirt
But she's a jeze b b b b b bel, yes
She's a bored BORED housewife, a floozy in fact really.
She's a randy swine who swears
'I don't have clandestine affairs' I'm bored, bored, bored, bored, bored!
He's a pratt, we know that his missus is, his missus is a WHORE!
'come up and see me sometime'

[Chorus]