Lyrics:

Stop stalling, make a name for yourself
Boy, you'd better put that pen to paper, charm your way out
If you talk, you'd better walk, you'd better back your shit up
With more than good hooks while you're all under the gun
Start talking a sensationalist
Oh, he's slightly clever to just a certain extent
If you talk, you'd better walk, you'd better keep your mouth shut
With more than good hooks while you're all under the gun
(Panic!, meet the press)
It's time for us to take a chance
It's time for us to take a chance
(Panic!, meet the press)
It's time for us to take a chance
It's time for us
Well, we're just a wet dream for the webzine
Make us it, make us hip, make us scene, or
Shrug us off your shoulders
Don't approve a single word that we wrote
Well, we're just a wet dream for the webzine
Make us it, make us hip, make us scene, or
Shrug us off your shoulders
Don't approve a single word that we wrote

I'm burning and I'm blacking my lungs
Boy, you know it feels good with fire back on your tongue
If you talk, you'd better walk, you'd better back your shit up
With more than good hooks while you're all under the gun
Start talking a sensationalist
Oh, he's slightly clever to just a certain extent
Oh, keep quiet, let us sing like the doves
Then decide if it's done with purpose or lack thereof
Just for the record
The weather today is slightly sarcastic
With a good chance of A, indifference
And B, disinterest
In what the critics say
It's time for us to take a chance
It's time for us
Well, we're just a wet dream for the webzine
Make us it, make us hip, make us scene, or
Shrug us off your shoulders
Don't approve a single word that we wrote
Well, we're just a wet dream for the webzine
Make us it, make us hip, make us scene, or
Shrug us off your shoulders
Don't approve a single word that we wrote

La-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
La-da-da-da-da
Ooh, whoa, ooh, whoa
La-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
La-da-da-da-da
Ooh, whoa, ooh, whoa
Just for the record
The weather today is slightly sarcastic
With a good chance of A, indifference
And B, disinterest
In what the critics say
Well, we're just a wet dream for the webzine
Make us it, make us hip, make us scene, or
Shrug us off your shoulders
Don't approve a single word that we wrote
Well, we're just a wet dream for the webzine
Make us it, make us hip, make us scene, or
Shrug us off your shoulders
Don't approve a single word that we wrote
Just for the record
The weather today is slightly sarcastic
With a good chance of A, indifference
And B, disinterest
In what the critics say