Lyrics:

Officer we're so very sorry
But it fell off the back of a lorry
Officer we're so very sorry
But it fell off the back of a lorry
Oh it fell off the back of a lorry
Give the kids a break
It's their first mistake
Ah for heavens sake
Give the kids a break
Oh officer, oh officer
Oh officer, oh officer
Officer we're so very sorry
But it fell off the back of a lorry
Officer we're so very sorry
But it fell off the back of a lorry
Oh it fell off the back of a lorry