Lyrics:

I just wanna get cool
Let's go swimming in a swimming pool
Show you how to hop the fence and
Meet you there in a few minutes

But first

[Chorus]
Blow your nose
Take a shit
Just make sure the door's open
I am sweating
And I am betting you are too

Take a dive off the diving board
Had no idea the cops would cancel your tour
Pay your bill in merchandise sales
Let's have a slumber party tonight in jail

I'm sorry my town sucks
But we all know life's rough

[Chorus] (x2)