Lyrics:

I can't play instruments very well
And I'll eat all of your cereal
But I'll never be a smoker because
The second cigarette makes me feel like shit

What if I came to your apartment
Had a chat with your girlfriend
I bet she'd make me coffee
Before I told her about you and me

Being home never felt so bad
Why is everyone here so mad
Only here under obligation
It's hard to pretend this is a vacation

I like getting coffee by myself
But I still know how you like yours
And going home is scary
But at least I'm in your stupid car doors
We're so good at being alone
But we're always together
And

Chorus [x6]
If I told you I loved you
I don't know who'd it scare away faster