Lyrics:

[Verse 1]
I’m driving towards old cheap Mike to see what I can do
Gonna drive down towards old cheap Mike to tell him a thing or two
Sold me a forty eight motor on a thirty two frame
Think I’m losing my whole rear end
I’m driving down towards old cheap Mike to see what I can do

[Verse 2]
I’m bouncing down to old cheap Mike to sing my used car blues
I’m fogging on down to old cheap Mike to ask him a thing or two
My radiator’s vibrating
My fendors gone
Robs all a knocking my wheels are rolling off
Whooping her down to old cheap Mike to see what I can do

[Verse 3]
If you got a galapia and old hot rod and don’t know what to do
Heard it on down towards old cheap Mike and ask him a thing or two
If your valves are sticking
If your crankshafts flattening
If you’re losing all your bolts and taps
Just go on and ride her down to old cheap Mike cause Mike knows what to do
Said guide it on down whoop it down
Rattle it straddle it find it on down
Cause Mike knows what to do
And Mike your money Mike knows what to do