Lyrics:

One, two, three, four
Aaaaaaggghhh!
There's a plague on the planet
And they went to law school
A buncha hornswogglers
Treat us like fools
Know who I'm talkin' about
Let me hear ya shout
Destroy all lawyers! (Destroy all lawyers!)
Destroy all lawyers! (Destroy all lawyers!)
Buncha evil weasel poseurs!
Destroy all lawyers!
Watch them push them papers
And bend them laws
Will the chump with the most money
Buy 'em all?
Grab them by their ties
Spit in their eyes
Well they charge you by the minute
While we get paid by the hour
What I want to know is
How'd they steal all this power?
Wanna see them explode
In every zip code

Destroy all lawyers! (Destroy all lawyers!)
Destroy all lawyers! (Destroy all lawyers!)
Buncha evil weasel poseurs!
Destroy all lawyers!
Aaaaaaggghhh!
Yeah, yeah, yeah
They got, they got their own bar
Where they drink pints of greed
Let's spay and neuter 'em
So that they can't breed
The last honest attorney
Is at the bottom of the sea
Well they're not even human
Yeah, they're worse than the devil
Gonna blow up the planet
Charge God double
Wanna see 'em explode
In every zip code
Destroy all lawyers! (Destroy all lawyers!)
Destroy all lawyers! (Destroy all lawyers!)
Buncha evil weasel poseurs!
Destroy all lawyers! (Destroy all lawyers!)
De-de-destroy all lawyers (Destroy all lawyers!)
Destroy all lawyers! (Destroy all lawyers!)
Yeah, I wanna see a lawyer jumpin' around on a stick!
De! Stroy! All! Lawyers!