Lyrics:

Yeah
Yeah
Mmm, hmm
He, he, he, he

Yeah, I think it was another Pay Day
I was tired of being another Mr. Goodbar
So, when I saw Ms. Hershey standing behind the Power House
On the corner of Clark and Fifth Avenue,

I whipped out my Whopper
And whispered, 'Hey, Sweet Tart,
How'd you like to Crunch on my BIg Hunk
For a Million Dollar Bar?'

She immediately went down on my Tootsie Roll,
And, you know, it was like pure Almond Joy
I couldn't help but grab her delicious Mounds
'Cuz it was easy to see that this little Twix had the Red Hots

It was all I could do to hold back a Snicker and a Crackle
As my Butterfinger went up her tight little Kit Kat
And she started to scream, 'Oh, Henry! Oh, Henry!'

Soon she was fondling my Peter Paul and Zag Nuts
And I knew it wouldn't be long before I
Blew my Milk Duds clear to Mars
And gave her a taste of the old Milky Way

She asked if I was into M&M's
I said, 'Hey, Chicklet, no kinky stuff.'
I said, 'Look, you little Reese Piece,
Don't be a Zero, be a Lifesaver'

'Why don't you just take my Whatchamacallit and slip it up your Bit O' Honey?'
Ew, what a Juicy Fruit she was, too
She screamed, 'Oh, Cracker Jack, you're better than the Three Musketeers!'
As I rammed by Ding Dong up her Rocky Road and into her Peanut Butter Cup

Well, I was giving it to her Good 'n' Plenty
When all of the sudden, my Starburst
Yes, as luck would have it and she started to grow a bit Chunky
And complained of a Wrigley in her stomach

Sure enough, nine months later,
Out popped a Baby Ruth