Lyrics:

[Agallah]

Hello boys and girls, I'm the Crookie Monster
Anybody who steps to me, yo i'll put it on ya
You know i'm a puppet, and out here, sitting stick
Holding the fort on sesame street, me and my clique
We eat crookie, made from weed
Oh yummy yummy yummy!
Nobody in the industry can ever take my style from me
I got a call on my cellular phone from The Count:
'I don't like when they smoke all my weed then they bounce!'
But actually, right down the block in back of me
Snuffleupagus is selling all the crack happily
Ya'll didn't know how I met oscar: you know Maria?
We bumped her and tossed her
He so pissed off cuz he lost her
Seen him try to floss her then his whole clique flipped
Messing with the crookie monster then he got the bitch whipped
Now it's all on your thing when the whole block buggin
I should have never [?] Mr. Cooper's fucking cousin

The Crookie Monster
(COOKIE!!!)
I'm the Crookie Monster
Sing along with me, sing a song with me

[Agallah]

Me and Bert and Ernie was getting dirty in Romper Room
Smoking hash, popping tabs, open a lot of mushrooms
Word to the father, I asked Maria if I could massage her
One day I caught her out there fucking Mr. Rodgers
While he was singing, taking off his socks and his shoes
I'm the fucking Crookie Monster, still paying my dues
One day i had to stomp out Oscar, left him on the curb
Got me some real bad herb from Big Bird
Smacked him so hard, till he lost his feathers
I love my crookie, forever and ever and ever and ever
Oh yeah, you didn't know that I could rap on the track?
Boys and girls let me tell you, the Crookie Monster is back

The Crookie Monster
(COOKIE!!!)
I'm the Crookie Monster
Sing along with me, sing a song with me

[Agallah]

Oh where's the blunts? On the ash tray
That nigga Julio? Oh shit, he's past gay!
OK, the last day I'm gonna kiss Helena Rubinstein
I don't need to keep it clean, fuck a channel 13
I'm on the scene with big brillas
[?] Crookie Monster, she keep the baby pictures
For all my fuzzy niggas
Yo everybody, I'm realer than you think
I beat up kermit told him Miss Piggy and her pussy stink
How much you want to bet? Hell you ain't no threat
I run Sesame Street, I got the whole block [?]
I could be bigger and larger than Master P or Puffy
I'm the fucking Crookie Monster, the whole world loves me

The Crookie Monster
(COOKIE!!!)
I'm the Crookie Monster
Sing along with me, sing a song with me