Lyrics:
You don't love meYou love magazines.Those glossy pages they go to your headYou like to turn them alone in your bedYou don't love meYou love magazinesThere's sixteen reasons why I'm not in vogue,I can't compete with your tiger beat,Why don't you jet me to your precious family circleYou don't love meYou love magazinesIs this Apartment House Wrestling?Another Mad SagaMy Fate has been sealed to a Modern BrideWas it Fact or Fantasy, Simplicity Patterns?You don't love meYou love magazinesIt's an ebony midnight,and I'm all alone,You got Time on your hands,And I'm out of circulation.You don't love meYou love magazinesHere's my story,Sad but true,You canceled my subscription,No more love from you.You don't loveMeYou loveMagazines