Lyrics:

Options...I will have your options for ya. Okay?
Option A: You talk, we listen, no pain.
Option B: It will hurt.
Option C: I'd like to vary the details a bit, but the punchline is...you die.

Don't! Come on! Co-co-co-come on! Come on! Co-co-co-come on! Come o-o-o-o-on!

I will have your options. Okay?
Option A: You talk, we listen, no pain.
Option B: You don't talk. It will hurt.
Option C: I'd like to vary the details a bit, but the punchline is...you die...die...die...die...die... (2x)

Option A: You talk, we listen, no pain.
Option B: It will hurt.
Option C: I'd like to vary the details a bit, but the punchline is...you die...die...die...die...die...

Come on!