Lyrics:

Hey, hey! here comes no one

Another friend to have a go on

And she ask me do I miss her when she's gone

And I reply as much as I miss anyone



a woohoo!

And I'll be your gay friend

Cuz your marriage never ends

Till we fuck and fight again

There's a space between us



So jump into my bed

And pretend the world is dead

Always in my head is a face between us



Hey Lord, forgive us if we're wrong

Make sure that he never hears this song

And she says that I'm the opposite of a Hallmark card

She asked me how I'm feeling

When I don't wanna think that hard



a woohoo!

And I'll be your gay friend

Cuz your marriage never ends

Till we fuck and fight again

There's a space between us



Jump into my bed

And pretend the world is dead

And always in my head is a face between us



It's the late show now

When does the late show end?

When God is in the details

Forget to show my friend

I have a friend again

You're my friend again

My gay friend



a Woohoo! Erhh!

So jump into my bed

And pretend the world is dead

Always in my head is a face between us



And I'll be your gay friend

As your marriage never ends

Till we fuck and fight again

There's a space between us



a Woohoo!