Lyrics:

Narrator:
Long ago, in the faraway land of ancient Greece, there was a golden age of powerful gods and extraordinary heroes, but the greatest and strongest of all these heroes was the mighty Hercules. But, what is the measure of a true hero? Now, that is what our story...

Girl 1:
Will you listen to him? He's makin' the story sound like some Greek tragedy!

Girl 2:
Lighten up dude!

Girl 3:
We'll take it from here, darling!