Lyrics:

the mongrel cat came home
holding half a head
proceeded to show it off
to all his new found friends
he said i've been where i liked
i've slept with who i liked
she ate me up for breakfast
she screwed me in a vice
but now
i don't know why
i feel so tongue-tied
i sat in the cupboard
and wrote it down in neat
they were cheering and waving
cheering and waving
twitching and a-salivating like with myxomatosis
but it got edited fucked up
strangled beaten up
used in a photo in time magazine
buried in a burning black hole in devon
i don’t know why i
feel so tongue-tied
don’t know why
i feel
so skinned alive.
my thoughts are misguided and a little naive
i twitch and i salivate like with myxomatosis
you should put me in a home or you should put me down
i got myxomatosis
i got myxomatosis
yeah no one likes a smartarse but we all like stars
that wasn't my intention (tension), i did it for a reason (treason)
it must have got mixed up
strangled beaten up
i got myxomatosis
i got myxomatosis
i don’t know why i
feel so tongue-tied