Lyrics:

Hi

I'm praying that the world changes soon
Can't get a doobie on a plane but there's Uzis in our schools
Every dude who touched a boob or a booty getting #MeToo'd
What you expect from the kids who went to Hooters after school
We're all triggered and defensive, we're all racist and we're sexist
We all grew up watching South Park, how are we offended?
Now being fat is beautiful? Name a thing that you can't do?
Jumping jacks, run a mile, live past forty-two?
Man it used to be cool to just flip a bird to the system
And now it's trendy to be triggered and pretend you're a victim
'It's my race, it's my weight, it's because I'm a Christian
I hate the internet and anyone who has an opinion'
And everybody angry if you say 'white', 'kay, fine
Pass me the brush and I'll paint my face till the shade's right
Let's talk about abortion, sorry, tell me how this works?
Bacteria is life on Mars but a heartbeat isn't life on earth? Weird

People are so stupid
Why are y'all so stupid?
Get better problems, I swear to God that y'all want 'em
You're so dumb
People so stupid, people so dumb
People so boo-hoo, wah-wah-wah
Get better issues, we're gonna run out of tissues
It's so dumb

I'm a hater 'cause I can't relate to gay pride?
Call me homophobic because I don't wanna date guys? 'Kay, tight
I for one am not surprised the world declined along the way
Give trophies to children for losing just 'cause they decide to play
We exercise our right to vote then hate the politicians, ay
This is a democracy, it's partly your decision, ay
This is weird, feels like this a different year
If I identify as a female then will my balls and penis disappear?
Children wanna gender switch and hating men is feminist
Depression and anxiety are trendy, we're too sensitive
Invented eighty genders, now the world is not accepting it
Then gave them more attention than normal women and men can get
What a contradiction, being human is so tragic
Focus on minorities, ignoring all the masses
Hallelujah everyone, activism saved the planet
No more plastic straws in paper, just paper straws wrapped in plastic, congratulations

People are so stupid
Why are y'all so stupid?
Get better problems, I swear to God that y'all want 'em
You're so dumb
People so stupid, people so dumb
People so boo-hoo, wah-wah-wah
Get better issues, we're gonna run out of tissues
It's so dumb

Look, I get it, it's like the world is going crazy
Seems like a school shooting happens almost daily
The racism, rape culture, hatred that we're facing
Is way too ingrained for our hashtags to change it
We've become so lazy and complacent, afraid of our generation
We think activism's Instagramming memes and complaining
It's a problem when there's actually actions you could be taking
But you're triggered so you just cry like a baby

People are so stupid
Why are y'all so stupid?
Get better problems, I swear to God that y'all want 'em
You're so dumb
People so stupid, people so dumb
People so boo-hoo, wah-wah-wah
Get better issues, we're gonna run out of tissues
It's so dumb