Lyrics:

Come on baby turn that frown upside down
Tell me why you ain't been around
What is it brings you down?
We worked the hardest to be the smartest
And the big big whoredom scared me
Come on baby I ain't convinced it ain't so bad as you paint it
There's plenty more heads of hair for us out there
We'll strike it rich, a monster switch
But the big big whoredom scares me
They Might Be Giants The Big Big Whoredom