Lyrics:

Ohhhh
Yeah

I sold your Rolex
To buy that gold Versace dress
I set free your whiny French poodle
So you could get your beauty rest
And I did it all for you
I did it all (did it all) for you
This Christmas (this Christmas)
All your dreams (all your dreams)
Will come true
I put your mother on a greyhound (you did what?)
You'd always hoped she'd have the chance to see the world, now she can
I torched your Sports Illustrated swimsuit issues (No, no, no, no, no, no, no)
So I could be your only girl, and now I am
And I did it all for you
I did it all (did it all) for you
This Christmas (this Christmas)
All your dreams (all your dreams)
Will come true

How can I forget (I forget)
All you've done for me
I'll get you yet
This is the season to give
But I can never forgive the damage that you've done (damage that you've done)
This must be love
I sank your bass boat (Oh, not my bass boat, no, no, no)
So you'd have more time to spend with me (not his bass boat, oh, not his bass boat)
I hocked your grandma's diamond earrings (AHHHHH!)
For the down payment on my SUV (fully loaded, heated seats, in hunter green-is this for me?)
I did it all for you (it's all about me)
I did it all (did it all) for you
This Christmas (this Christmas)
All your dreams (all your dreams)
I did it all for you
I did it all (did it all) for you
This Christmas (this Christmas)
All your dreams (all your dreams)
Will come true
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