Lyrics:

Shiny shoes, he runs to catch the train Rockets launched if he is late again Pushed and squeezed on the sardine machine To his Mr. Nine till Five routine. Filing piling on his desk all day In and out from tray to endless tray; Tea and biscuits secretary's legs Luncheon daydreams over curried eggs. Yes sir, no sir, on the squawking phone, Five o'clock rush-hour exhausted home. T.V., bedtime and excite the wife Set the clock get up repeat through life. Mr. Nine till Five ... Down on his knees for the weekend. All too soon it's Sunday afternoon Post the pools and watch the 'Box' till ten Shuts his eyes, wakes up it's Monday again ...