Lyrics:

There is the mat, wipe where it's at
You can come in, so can the cat
I can see me under my feet
Under a fan, spreading the heat

If everyone's ready and waiting for you, yeah
Then come along Friday, what is there to do? Aw

We like to clean our hands with preen
To keep all the germs away from the scene
That's our motto, that's what we say
That is the truth, that's how it'll stay

If everyone's ready and waiting for you, yeah
Then come along Friday, what is there to do?
Scrub and make, clean the lino, lino
In case of visitors

You don't wanna know
You just want them to go
They walked on your lino
And it's hard to clean, hard to clean
You don't wanna know
You just want them to go
They walked on your lino
And it's hard to clean, hard to clean
It's hard to clean

Now there is the mat, wipe where it's at
You can come in, so can the cat
I can see me under my feet
Under a fan, spreading the heat

If everyone's ready and waiting for you, aw
Then come along Friday, what is there to do?
Scrub and make, clean the lino, lino
In case of visitors
Visitors

Like what you get when you've just started, retarded
Think of what you want and who you are
M-m-m-my life when I think is so circumstantial
You take what you're given, it's never substantial
But that doesn't matter when I am around her
I think of something more, but what will I use it for?

You don't wanna know
You just want them to go
They walked on your lino
And it's hard to clean, hard to clean
You don't wanna know
You just want them to go
They walked on your lino
And it's hard to clean, hard to clean
You don't wanna know
You just want them to go
They walked on your lino
And it's hard to clean, hard to clean
You don't wanna know
You just want them to go
They walked on your lino
And it's hard to clean, hard to clean
Can you tell me what I mean?