Lyrics:

A telegram arrived, the rent was overdue
It's good to be alive, although the roof was leaking too
Forty missing floorboards, fifty frantic 'far out' mice below

The little room I saw you in on Saturday
My legs were genuflecting in the rain!
I often dream of moonbeams on the motorway
It really is a shame

Friday in the bath, it's the nicest day of all
It's time to rise and shine because we must collect the dole
The old tin kettle's boiling and Murray's joined us for our breakfast too

The little room I saw you in on Saturday
My legs were genuflecting in the rain!
I often dream of moonbeams on the motorway
It really is a shame