Lyrics:

One... two... one, two, three, four!

Just one breath, and it's instant death
It's the Aerosol Grey Machine!
Just one breath, and it's instant death
It's the Aerosol Grey Machine!

When you're walking along the road one day
Up comes a man dressed all in grey
He blows a little aerosol in your face
And you find your mind's all over the place…

Oh, just one breath, and it's instant death
It's the Aerosol Grey Machine!

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(Shan't! Shan't! I'm not going to!)