Lyrics:

On the first day of christmas my true love gave to me
A GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH!!!
On the second day of christmas my true love gave to me
TWO BLOODY NUTS
AND A GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH!!!
On the third day of christmas my true love gave to me
THREE SEVERED HEADS
TWO BLOODY NUTS
AND A GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH!!!
On the fourth day of christmas my true love gave to me
FOUR ROTTING CHILDREN
THREE SEVERED HEADS
TWO BLOODY NUTS
AND A GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH!!!
On the fith day of christmas my true love gave to me
FIVE GOTTA SCHMEETS!
FOUR ROTTING CHILDREN
THREE SEVERED HEADS
TWO BLOODY NUTS
AND A GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH!!!
On the sixth day of christmas my true love gave to me
SIX UCLAMINGS
FIVE GOTTA SCHMEETS!
FOUR ROTTING CHILDREN
THREE SEVERED HEADS
TWO BLOODY NUTS
AND A GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH!!!
On the seventh day of christmas my true love gave to me
SEVEN CHICKEN GIZZARDS
SIX UCLAMINGS
FIVE GOTTA SCHMEETS!
FOUR ROTTING CHILDREN
THREE SEVERED HEADS
TWO BLOODY NUTS
AND A GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH!!!
On the eighth day of christmas my true love gave to me
Eight doo-doo-DOO-doo
SEVEN CHICKEN GIZZARDS
SIX UCLAMINGS
FIVE GOTTA SCHMEETS!
FOUR ROTTING CHILDREN
THREE SEVERED HEADS
TWO BLOODY NUTS
AND A GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH!!!
On the ninth day of christmas my true love gave to me
NINE, AND
Eight doo-doo-DOO-doo
SEVEN CHICKEN GIZZARDS
SIX UCLAMINGS
FIVE GOTTA SCHMEETS!
FOUR ROTTING CHILDREN
THREE SEVERED HEADS
TWO BLOODY NUTS
AND A GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH!!!
On the tenth day of christmas my true love gave to me
TEN DEBBIE GIZZARDS
NINE, AND
Eight doo-doo-DOO-doo
SEVEN CHICKEN GIZZARDS
SIX UCLAMINGS
FIVE GOTTA SCHMEETS!
FOUR ROTTING CHILDREN
THREE SEVERED HEADS
TWO BLOODY NUTS
AND A GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH!!!
On the eleventeenth day of christmas my true love gave to me
ELEVENTEEN S.T.L.D.'S
TEN DEBBIE GIZZARDS
NINE, AND
Eight doo-doo-DOO-doo
SEVEN CHICKEN GIZZARDS
SIX UCLAMINGS
FIVE GOTTA SCHMEETS!
FOUR ROTTING CHILDREN
THREE SEVERED HEADS
TWO BLOODY NUTS
AND A GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH!!!
On the twelth day of christmas my true love gave to me
TWELVE TUNA-TWAT
ELEVENTEEN S.T.L.D.'S
TEN DEBBIE GIZZARDS
NINE, AND
Eight doo-doo-DOO-doo
SEVEN CHICKEN GIZZARDS
SIX UCLAMINGS
FIVE GOTTA SCHMEETS!
FOUR ROTTING CHILDREN
THREE SEVERED HEADS
TWO BLOODY NUTS
AND A GOD DAMN SON OF A BIIIIIITCH!!!!!!!