On my way to wolton jail Ner ner ner ner Cut my balls on a rusty nail Ner ner ner ner Doctor doctor will i die? Ner ner ner ner Yes you bastard say goodbye! Ner ner ner ner In came the nurse with a wooden spoon Ner ner ner ner Shoved it up me ars and i was off to the moon Ner ner ner ner
On my way to the moon Ner ner ner ner Healed my balls with that wooden spoon Ner ner ner ner On my way back down Ner ner ner ner I was lucky to find a crown Ner ner ner ner Went to the queens house Ner ner ner ner Told her to fuck off coz your new kings scouse