Lyrics:

Hanging at the beach one day
and I heard someone say that
if I was cool i'd be SURFIN'
That's when I decided I wasn't gonna be
some punk kid gettin' sand kicked in his face
and losing all the chicks!

Wish that I was cool
I wish I was surfin'
Wish that I was cool
I wish I was surfin'
and every single day
to a bus that takes me away
Wish that I cool
I wish I was S U R F I N'

Went out and got me a board
even bought me a bungee chord
When I finally caught a wave,
got washed into a cave
How much practise can it take
I mean i've already seen point break
and if Keanu can do it,
then I can TOO

Wish that I was cool
I wish I was surfin'
Wish that I was cool
I wish I was surfin'
and every single day
to a bus that takes me away
Wish that I was cool
I wish I was S U R F I N'

You know that I don't mind
hangin' out and wastin' time
Y E A H Y E A H
Starin' at the sea all day
waitin' for that perfect wave
Y E A H Y E A H

Wish that I was cool
I wish I was surfin'
Wish that I was cool
I wish I was surfin'
and to a bus that takes me away
Wish that I was cool
I wish that I was SURFIN