Lyrics:
Found myself in a strange townThough I've only been here for three weeks nowI've got blisters on my feetTrying find a friend in Oxford StreetI bought an A to Z guide bookTrying to find the clubs and YMCAsBut when you ask in a strange townThey say don't know, don't careAnd I've got to go, mateThey worry themselves about feeling lowThey worry themselves about the dreadful snowThey all ignore me 'cause they don't knowI'm really a spaceman from those UFOsYou've got to move in a straight lineYou've got to walk and talk in four four timeYou can't be weird in a strange townYou'll be betrayed by your accent and mannersYou've got to wear the right clothesBe careful not to pick or scratch your noseYou can't be nice in a strange town'Cause we don't know, don't careAnd we got to go, manRush my money to the record shopsI stop off in a back streetBuy myself a snortWe got our own manifestoBe kind to queersAnd I'm so glad the revolution's hereIt's nice and warm now!I've finished with clubs where the music's loud'Cause I don't see a face in a single crowdThere's no one thereI look in the mirrorBut I can't be seenJust a thin, clean layer of Mister SheenLooking back at meOh, ohFound myself in a strange townThough I've only been here for three weeks nowI've got blisters on my feetTrying find a friend in Oxford StreetI bought an A to Z guide bookTrying to find the clubs and YMCAsThey say don't know, don't careAnd I've got to go, mateThey worry themselves about feeling lowThey worry themselves about the dreadful snowThey all ignore me 'cause they don't knowI'm really a spaceman from those UFOsStrange townBreak it upBurn it down, shake it upBreak it up