Lyrics:

There was an ambush in the park
Left me standing
Took my heart
A sudden look and a feeling of surprise
The girl I knew had changed before my eyes
So—

Where can I
Learn about love?
Where can I
Learn how to touch her?
Where can I
Learn about love?
Where can I
Learn how to hold her?

She'll want some guy who's grown up and cool
They never taught me 'bout that in school
I had to touch her so I threw her in the pool
Now everybody knows that I'm her fool
So—

Where can I
Learn about love?
Where can I
Learn how to touch her?
Where can I
Learn about love?
Where can I
Learn how to hold her?
Hold her
Hold her
Hold her

Instead of lessons in french and maths
I gotta learn about romance
I know so much but girls are hard to understand
So—

Where can I
Learn about love?
Where can I
Learn how to touch her?
Where can I
Learn about love?
Where can I
Learn how to hold her?
Hold her
Hold her
Hold her
So where can I
Learn about love?
Where can I
Learn how to hold her?
Where can I
Learn about love?
Where can I
Learn how to touch her?
Hold her
Touch her
Hold her
Hold her
Hold her
Hold her
Touch her
Touch her