Lyrics:

I'm definitely gonna need some liquid

I'm an office clerk today
And I can see my yearly pay
And I won't have much to say
So I'll get on top some way

Social whirls
With office girls
Coffee break
And I'll make me a date

I've chosen my career
Six grand every year
I'll get on top some day
If I can only find a way

Social whirls
With office girls
Coffee break
And I'll make me a date

I'm gonna marry me a mouse
And then I'm gonna buy a house
Downpayment on a brand new car
That you can see I'm goin' far

You know I wouldn't have said something
And, uh, he says to me—
And I said, 'Is, is there anybody else, pickin' me up and puttin' me in their notes in their system?'
I think, you know, we all would
We're not happy

I'm an office clerk today
And I can see my yearly pay
And I won't have much to say
So I'll get on top some way

Social whirls
With office girls
Coffee break
And I'll make me a date