Lyrics:

(Officer)
Callin all cars, callin all cars
Be on the look out for a pussy vandalism. Over...
A pussy bandit
Suspect is known in many states for dickin yo woman. Over...
He is dangerous, be on the look out

(Mystikal)
I knock the muthafuckin pussy off the hook
Huh, I take the face off the rapper fuckin with the punch master
The tight line sharp shooter, the handsome assassin
Cuss word expert
You don't know nothing bout this
Come on mamma and get cha something braid it up pimpin
I make a shy cryin bitch start strippin
Take it off Put cha legs up, see if I can touch your kidneys
Fuck it fuck it suck it suck it
200 dollars, bitch that ain't nothing (hurry up and buy)
Show me what cha working wit
But if ya pussy smellin shrimpy Ho, get yo fuckin shirt and shit
Somebody better stop her, she runnin round this bitch
her pussy smellin like Red Lobster
That's the type of Bitch ya don't touch
Some hoes you can look at but the rest don't Fuck!

(Hook)
Dick don't fail me now (huh huh)
I knock the coochie lining out (thats right)
If I hit it one time ya hooked (and thats it)
They call me the pussy crook (give it up)

Dick don't fail me now (huh huh)
I knock the coochie lining out (thats right)
If I hit it one time ya hooked (and thats it)
They call me the pussy crook (break ya self)

(Verse 2)
Somebody tell me the woman complaining talking bout I'm too sexual
But leave me alone with her, betcha I could sex the hoe
Fuck you like I ate my vegetables
Knock it down for an hour and a half and still got dick left the door
The MAN RIGHT CHEA!!!!
Fuck you on the floor and still shake the chandelier
I got it caught again somewhere
Stop that fuckin runnin and bring that ass over here
Bitch drop your drawers
take that role
work that pole
What you doin after 2 AM? In the Horetel
Gotta give ya whatcha came for
Waste hittin wash it off then face hittin manojetwas I stay getting
If you can't work it then don't flirt
If you got them little bitty titties don't raise yo shirt
I sort em out and some ain't stayin
Take them fuckin thongs off I'm commin with no plan
I cut cha up when I'm climmin on ya
Throw it at cha like I'm a phenomenon

(Hook)
Dick don't fail me now (huh huh)
I knock the coochie lining out (thats right)
If I hit it one time ya hooked (and thats it)
They call me the pussy crook (give it up)

Dick don't fail me now (huh huh)
I knock the coochie lining out (thas right)
If I hit it one time ya hooked (and thas it)
They call me the pussy crook (break ya self)

(Verse 3)
What the fuck you mean your period girl you can't gimme no lovin?
Shit, it's time for Funky fire boo hole pluggin
She said 'I never done that stuff'
I said ' Well let me talk you through it, get the KY jelly'
Put a hump in yo back baby quit movin yo leg get loose and relax lady
She was actin all timid
But the next thing you know she was humpin back wit me
I was all the way up in that ass
I was hard like a horse she still wanted to do it fast
2 hours and no part, still talking bout 'DON'T STOP, OHHH LORD'

(Hook: (repeat 2x))
Dick don't fail me now (huh huh)
I knock the coochie lining out (thats right
If I hit it one time ya hooked (and thats it)
They call me the pussy crook (give it up)

Dick don't fail me now (huh huh)
I knock the coochie lining out (thats right)
If I hit it one time ya hooked (and thats it)
They call me the pussy crook (break ya self)

(Officer)
Callin all cars, callin all cars, suspect last seen
headed east on I-10 toward New Orleans. Over...
Be advised he is armed with dick, and striking good looks. Over...
The suspect is in a big truck excursion or escalade or something
shit he is in a big truck. Be on the look out leave all pussy inside

(Mystikal)
Gimmie this motherfuckin money. Yall motherfuckers ain't go never catch me
The only thing yall gone catch is this DICK!! You motherfucker
This a motherfuckin nother KLC SMASH!! You motherfucker
Mystikal medicine Man Big truck nigga. Over...