Lyrics:

At the corner of Elm and Northeast Houston
Staring up at the Southeast window

Someone circled allegedly
I refuse to pay six bucks to see
People posing on the grassy knoll
How many was that just him and Lincoln?
I was squinting through the sun, do they count the bottom floor as 'one'?

And I phoned home from the bottom of the building with the '6th floor'
You seem unimpressed at best that I phoned home
From the bottom of the building with the '6th floor' aah-ho

Suitable for family viewing, cracked a joke about who he was screwing
Stood in the centre of a concrete square
(Human nature took me there)

Debbie did Dallas yah, so did I
Found myself taking pictures of a brown stone against a blue sky
blue sky, oh-ho, oh-ho, oh-ho, oh-ho
oh-ho,oh-ho

And I phoned home from the bottom of the building with the '6th floor'
You seem unimpressed at best that I phoned home
From the bottom of the building with the '6th floor'
And I phoned home from the bottom of the building with the '6th floor'
You seem unimpressed at best that I phoned home
From the bottom of the building with the '6th floor' aah-ho, oh-ho
oh-ho, oh-ho, oh-ho, oh-hoe