Lyrics:

God's apprentice fell from heaven, the angels let him drop
The maker's dozen's now eleven, disrobed and caught...

With his pants down, with their pants down
The vestry door was shut
Hands below the bible belt, it's not a stroke of luck

All of god's children, they put their trust in him
All of god's children forever touched by him

The lord helps those who help themselves, god's apprentice took too much
Drunk on the joys of little boys
Overflowing was his cup with...

Little hands, little ears
A little pain, a little fear
Little ones to him belong they are weak
But he is strong

All of god's children, they put their trust in him
All of god's children they put their trust in him
All of god's children, forever touched by him

God's apprentice heard the calling, and his name was on the roll
Called to serve his master's will
Save misguided souls

All of god's children, they put their trust in him
All of god's children forever touched by him
All of god's children, they put their trust in him
All of god's children forever touched by him