Lyrics:

If I ever do you wrong
If I ever leave you all alone
If I ever tell you a lie
And, if I ever make you cry
Baby, I hope a fire (I hope a fire)
Light on my pie (light on my pie)
I hope a bee sting me over my eye (over my eye)
You know I love my pie (I love my pie)
And I love my eye, baby (I love my eye)
So you know I'll never do you wrong

If I ever make you blue
If I ever say: 'I don't love you'
If I ever make you sad
And if I say something that'll make you mad
Baby, I hope I slip (I hope I slip)
And break my hip (and break my hip)
I hope a fever blister come on my lip
You know I love my hip (I love my hip)
And I love my lip, baby (I love my lip)
So you know I'll never do you wrong

If I ever break your heart
If I ever tear your dreams apart
If I ever say: 'we're through'
And if I ever walk away from you
Baby, I hope a sore (I hope a sore)
Come on my elbow (come on my elbow)
I hope a rock fall on my big toe
You know I love my toe (I love my toe)
And my elbow, baby (and my elbow)
So you know I'll never do you wrong (yeah)