Lyrics:

[intro]
the Love Of My Life Pushed Me Down A Valley
disappeared And Never Showed Up Again
and Now He's In Love With A Very Old Lady
a Woman Who's Ten Years Older Than Me
oh I Cursed, And Then Killed
and One Drink After The Other
i Was Sure I Would Never Recover

[chorus]
she's Probably Everything I Never Was
a Rich Pretty Face And Very Mature
i Hope He's Happy With His Brand New Life
she Hates Me To Death, What A Ing Surprise

[verse 1]
but She Shouldn't Hate Me, She Should Pity Me
cause She Took Away The Best Part Of My Existence, You See
the Man I Love In The Arms Of A Very Old Lady
a Woman Who's Ten Years Older Than Me

[chorus]

[verse 2]
and As I Drown Myself In Toxic Tears
i Question The Use Of All These Years
he Left Me Hanging Till He Let Go Of My Wrist
i Saw Them Walking Down The Street And Back When They Kissed
and Now My Dead Body Is Doing The Best Again
gonna Find Myself A Very Old Man

[chorus]

[outro]
she's Probably Everything I Never Will Be
a Rich Pretty Face And Ready For Maternity
i Hope He's Happy With His Brand New Life
she Hates Me To Death, What A Ing Surprise