Lyrics:

I'm a chick with no tits I'm a mess
Always been so fond of you do you like the way I dress?

Look like hell all 7 days
Got no tits that's why I say
My parents are so rich
That's why I'm such a bitch
Boy's underwear makes me feel like I'm punk

Sixteen years I've had two beers of life
Sixteen years I've had two beers and I know I'm out of line

See you at the gig I'll be pickin' my ass and nose
Pick, pick, pick, make everyone sick, see my attitude sure shows