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howdy folks its me again got a message to convey i'm so confused what's to lose i think i might turn gay on the day my bitch left she said stick it up your rear she never thought she'd hear these words woo your mustache is so tickly down there drill my ass oh god it's so tight drill my ass this is my first time drill my ass i love you/love you too i live with bill its such a thrill we get it on so fine we tend our garden everyday sometimes we get 69 play dress up and have puppet shows we skip and dance and sing he's so helpful he shaves my back mark it's my turn to wear the cowboy hat it's so hard it feels so right it's so hard the way he holds me it's so hard i could just die when we go drinking it's so hard the we start thinking but doin it to liberace then we bake a quiche we went to church he held my hand i gazed into his eyes he kissed my ear i said oh dear my shaft began to rise he wispered let's get married i squeeked and shouted yes suddenly our live a big mess he wore a tux i wore a big pink dress drill my ass not sure i'm right drill my ass what was i thinking drill my ass i like bull fights drill my ass no more knittng drill my ass no more skipping i tried it once a whole 6 months so long mustache