Lyrics:

They call me Dr. Worm,
Good morning, how are you, I'm Dr. Worm.
I'm interested in things,
I'm not a real doctor, but I am a real worm, I am an actual worm.
I live like a worm.

I like to play the drums.
I think I'm getting good, but I can handle critism.
I'll show you what I know and you can tell me if you think I'm getting better on the drums.
I'll leave the front unlocked 'cuz I can't hear the doorbell.

When I get into it, I can't tell if you are watching me, twirling the sticks.
When I give the signal my friend, Rahbibal will play the solo.

Someday, somebody else besides me will call me by my stage name, they will, call me Dr. Worm.
Good morning, how are you, I'm Dr. Worm.
I'm interested in things.
I'm not a real doctor, but I am a real worm, I am an actual worm.
I live like a worm.
And, I like to play the drums.
I think I'm getting good but I can handle critisism.
I'll show you what I know and you can tell me if you think I'm getting better on the drums.
I'm not a real doctor, but they call me Dr. Worm.