Lyrics:

Featuring Nice & Smooth, Scoob

chorus
anything Goes When It Comes To Hoes, They Go
pimpin' Ain't Easy (Pimpin' Ain't Eeeeeee-Zyyyyyy) 6x

[greg Nice]
one-Two-Three-Four, To Five-Six-Seven
eight, Nine-Ten, Then Ya Got Eleven
twelve, Thirteen, Start Your Age;
fourteen-Fifteen-Sixteen, The Pubic Stage
like An Apple, Like A Cherry, Like A Peach, Like A Plum
better Get Off The Virgin Before I Cuuuuum!
pick Up My Pants And Thump And Thump
i Think I'll Call Up Tootie, She'll Give Me Some
watch Out, Watch Out I'm Drippin' Live Scum
i Say Damn, I Love The Way I Make My Posse Roll-A
'specially If The Hoochie's On Birht Control-A
lift Her Up Just Like A Pick Up Truck
then I Sat Her Down And We Started To Fuck
made Whoopie, Made Whoopie, Made Whoopie, Yo-O-O-O-O!
i Hope This Time I Don't Make A Cookie
brothers Everywhere Be Callin' Me A Rookie
two From The Greg Nice From The O-O-Old Schoooooool
but Bullshit, I Ain't No Fool, Cuz
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[big Daddy Kane]
well, I Say...extra! Extra!
here Is A Bachelor Comin' Straight At Ya
i See Trim And Bag It, Take It Home And Rag It
the Big Daddy Law Is Anti-Faggot
that Means No Homosexuality;
what's In My Pants'll Make You See Reality
and If You Wanna See A Smooth Black Casanova -- Bend Ovah!
cuz I Don't Half-Step When It Comes To Broads
the K-A-N-E 'll Go The Whole Nine Yards
there's No Time For Coversation My Dear
[moan!] Is All I Wanna Hear
so Let's Make A Move, As I Get Smooth
cuz The Purpose I Serve Is To Soothe
i'm Tall, Dark And Handsome And All That Junk
even White Girls Be Sayin' 'ooh, Kane's A Hunk!'
even Puerto Rican Girls Be Callin' Me Papi
some Try To Copy, But They Look Sloppy
so Imitators Who Wanna Step To A
brother Like Me, Lick My Manure!
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[smooth B]
i'm Just Goin' And I'm Flowin' Like A Gigolo
and When I Used To Be With Scott, I Was A Super-Hoe
but Now I'm Coolin' With Kane And Greg N-I-C-E
and If The Girlies Want My Tip They Gotta Pay A Fee
i Love Bonin', And All My Friends They Will Agree
that When It Comes To Pimpin' Hoes...it Ain't Easy
first Name Smooth. Last Name B
when I'm Bonin' A Girl, I Make Her Feel Heavenly
i Like To Make 'em Wait, And Then Make 'em Beg
and When I Take Off My Clothes, The I Form A Third Leg
they Rub It With Oils And Suck It With Ice
now I'm Sweating....my Mind Is In Paradise...
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[scoob Lover]
tip-Tip-Toein', Scoob Lover's Out Hoein'
braggin' To The Fellas How My Flattop Was Growin'
buyin' Drinks For The Ladies, Money I Was Blowin'
right In Front Of Me...mmm...not Even Knowin'
a Brown-Skinned Cutie; Big, Plump Booty
nametag Earrings Readin' Off 'tootie'
bullseye, Bing, The Girl Of My Dreams;
from My Eyesight That Was What It Seemed
i Said, Uh, 'come A Little Bit Closer'
to Scoob That Night, Choice Guy, She Said 'hi
hi...hi, I've Really Been Wantin' To Meet You
i Just Got Paid And I'll Be Very Glad To Treat You
how 'bout Dinner, A Salisbury Steak'
i Said, 'sorry Honey-Dip, But I Already Ate'
so I Nudged The Other Girlies Off My Shoulder
went For Tootie Cuz The Girl Was Much Older
east To The Benz, I Slowly Walked;
clearing Out My Throat So I Cold Start My Smooth Talk
sex In My Mind, I Was Sure Of It...
i Wanted To Tax That Ass Like The Government!
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[ant Live]
well, It's Friday Night, Ain't A Damn Thing Funny --
bitch Better Have My Money