Lyrics:

You like my crib, baby?
Well, come a little closer... don't be shy

Darling, I want you so bad
I can almost taste the smell of your skin
And honey, I'd be so sad if you didn't break down and let me in
You better let me in, baby
Don't you know

If the Kid can't make you come
(Nobody) Nobody can
If the Kid can't make you come
No (Nobody) Nobody can
If the Kid can't make you come
No (Nobody) Nobody can
If the Kid can't make you come
No (Nobody) No, nobody can

Am I gettin' through, baby?
Ooh ooh ooh, yeah
Sweetheart, I can be gentle as a lamb
If that's what gets you off
I wanna get you off, baby
And, lover, straddle my brass
And we'll dance in the land of the hard and soft
I don't care, baby
Whatever gets you off

'Cause if the Kid can't make you come
(Nobody) Nobody can
If the Kid can't make you come
(Nobody) Nobody
If the Kid can't make you come
No (Nobody) Nobody can
If the Kid can't make you come
(Nobody) Nobody

Need I say more, baby?
Do you wanna straddle my brass? Mmm...

If the kid can't make you come – nobody...
If the kid can't make you come – nobody...
If the kid can't make you come – nobody...
If the kid can't make you come – nobody...
If the kid can't make you come – nobody...

That's a pretty blouse
Thank you
Take it off
Is that better?
A little bit... I'd rather see it live in concert though
Well, I'll tell you what, cutie
I'll let you take that off
Oh, yes
This little hook went to Holland
This little hook went to France
This little hook went to London
And this little hook went to...
Mmm
Oh, Lord!
Honey, don't you ever try and breastfeed no baby
Why not?
Nevermind
What time is it?
Titty time
I know that's right
Mmm

What's my name, baby?
Mmm... Morris
Now, come on now, baby
What's my real name?
Uh, uh, uhh
Talk to me, talk to me
M... Mo... Mor... Morris!
Yes...
Oh, baby, you're just too sexy
Morris?
Yeah, baby
What's my name?
It's Baby, ain't it?
Oh, Morris... what's my...
Ahh ga ga ga ga!
Oh, Morris!
Too sexy...
I bet you never thought I'd be this good, did you?
(If the kid can't make you come – nobody...)
(If the kid can't – dance....)
(If the kid can't make you come – nobody...)
(If the kid can't make you come – nobody...)
Let me hear the Pledge of Allegiance, baby
What do you mean?
You know, like you used to do in school
You got to be kidding
I guess you're not
Come on, baby, Morris is listening...
Okay...
I pledge Allegiance...
To the flag...
Of the United... States...
Of America...
And to... the Republic
For which it stands...
Oh, Lord...
You're just too sexy

(Ain't nobody bad like me!)